By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my phone in my jacket and my laptop in my backpack. FML
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Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

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SauceySarah 30

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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The joke is that he's named "Clevelend Brown" and one if Cleveland Brown's famous lines is "oh... that's nasty". It just doesn't apply all that well on this FML. :P

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

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gamermonster 34
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"Phone in my jacket"

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FarFromHome_fml 17
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We don't have it in England yet Not without fake accounts

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davedp3 4
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Damn it you beat me to it.

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Midion 6
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By the way, just to answer all the comments about that Pokémon thing: I have a Zenphone. This damn game is not for Intel Atom processors. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Why let truth interfere with a comedic opportunity?

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revolvearoundme 15
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This seems like a silly thing to do. You probably should have taken your electronics off your person before going in the water. Long gone are the days of pushing someone into a lake and not doing $1,000 worth of damage.

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brownapple 22
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I'm certain that OP didn't intentionally bike "into" the lake

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revolvearoundme 15
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Oh, I'm glad you explained that to me. I thought OP did it intentionally and just didn't realize that electronics and water didn't mix. There wasn't anything in the post to say it was unintentional. When I was younger we used to ride bikes off ramps into lakes all the times. Course there weren't any laptops or cellphones back then. worst you could damage was a walkman, or your nuts.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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See, I upvoted you because I thought you were being sarcastic.

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davedp3 4
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Wow no need to be a douche dude

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stingray112 24
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Put ur phone in a bag of rice and DONT TRY TO TURN IT ON Ive made that mistake and that might help ur phone. Idk bout the laptop sorry bro ik the feeling :(

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MetalxSoldier 26

Did you also have your mind on your money and your money on your mind?

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brownapple 22
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I thought your profile picture was a fortune cookie with something written on it until I opened it.

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alphafish17 16
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Thanks for sharing

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SauceySarah 30

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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NeatNit 32
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Yet another reminder that I need to watch The Office...

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AlexanderDavidd 13
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This literally happened in canada like a month ago. Some dip from the city i'm from drove into lake huron or something because it was foggy and her GPS told her to..

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arrowgold 19
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Where you trying to catch them all?

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moodyreallyrocks 27
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All these things could easily be replaced OP, just be glad that you're alright..

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Shaky_Spear 11
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What if they were an iPhone 6S Plus 128GB with lots of photos and memories on it and a MacBook Pro with loads of important files on it? Bearing in mind not that many people keep backups, how easy do you think that will be to replace? I LOVE your positivity though, wish I could be that bright all the time. ^_^

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paigexox0 37
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Thats not what you wear to go swimming, silly

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Slow down there, E.T. You can't fly.

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