Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my...

By Midion - 11/7/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my phone in my jacket and my laptop in my backpack. FML

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Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)

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By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6648258 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:05

Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

By SauceySarah | 30

#6648334 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:39

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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By ClevelendBrown | 9

#6648252 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:58

That's Nasty...

Danishduckling | 20

#6648316 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 11:57

#1
... why?

ScratchCatPower | 32

#6648383 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:45

The joke is that he's named "Clevelend Brown" and one if Cleveland Brown's famous lines is "oh... that's nasty". It just doesn't apply all that well on this FML. :P

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6648258 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:05

Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

gamermonster | 34

#6648351 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 13:24

"Phone in my jacket"

FarFromHome_fml | 17

#6648358 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 13:47

We don't have it in England yet
Not without fake accounts

davedp3 | 4

#6648447 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:34

Damn it you beat me to it.

lat1404 | 16

#6648722 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 0:38

Midion | 6

#6648762 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 2:36

By the way, just to answer all the comments about that Pokémon thing: I have a Zenphone. This damn game is not for Intel Atom processors. FML

Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6649699 - Thursday 14 July 2016 7:00

Why let truth interfere with a comedic opportunity?

By revolvearoundme | 15

#6648259 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:05

This seems like a silly thing to do. You probably should have taken your electronics off your person before going in the water. Long gone are the days of pushing someone into a lake and not doing $1,000 worth of damage.

brownapple | 22

#6648260 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:08

I'm certain that OP didn't intentionally bike "into" the lake

revolvearoundme | 15

#6648300 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 11:26

Oh, I'm glad you explained that to me. I thought OP did it intentionally and just didn't realize that electronics and water didn't mix. There wasn't anything in the post to say it was unintentional. When I was younger we used to ride bikes off ramps into lakes all the times. Course there weren't any laptops or cellphones back then. worst you could damage was a walkman, or your nuts.

yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6648415 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 15:52

See, I upvoted you because I thought you were being sarcastic.

davedp3 | 4

#6648449 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:36

Wow no need to be a douche dude

By stingray112 | 24

#6648263 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:13

Put ur phone in a bag of rice and DONT TRY TO TURN IT ON Ive made that mistake and that might help ur phone. Idk bout the laptop sorry bro ik the feeling :(

By MetalxSoldier | 26

#6648266 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:19

Did you also have your mind on your money and your money on your mind?

brownapple | 22

#6648288 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:59

I thought your profile picture was a fortune cookie with something written on it until I opened it.

alphafish17 | 16

#6648683 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 23:06

Thanks for sharing

By melisssa87 | 30

#6648324 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:29

That seems unnecessary

By SauceySarah | 30

#6648334 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:39

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

NeatNit | 32

#6648365 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:03

Yet another reminder that I need to watch The Office...

AlexanderDavidd | 13

#6648702 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 0:04

This literally happened in canada like a month ago. Some dip from the city i'm from drove into lake huron or something because it was foggy and her GPS told her to..

By arrowgold | 19

#6648350 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 13:23

Where you trying to catch them all?

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6648355 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 13:39

All these things could easily be replaced OP, just be glad that you're alright..

Shaky_Spear | 11

#6648643 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:26

What if they were an iPhone 6S Plus 128GB with lots of photos and memories on it and a MacBook Pro with loads of important files on it? Bearing in mind not that many people keep backups, how easy do you think that will be to replace?

I LOVE your positivity though, wish I could be that bright all the time. ^_^

By paigexox0 | 37

#6648366 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:09

Thats not what you wear to go swimming, silly