Subtle By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28 Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML I agree, your life sucks 88 988 You deserved it 17 324 Share Tweet Share
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML I agree, your life sucks 415 You deserved it 143
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 301 You deserved it 14 952
Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 194 You deserved it 2 253
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 862 You deserved it 569
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 253 You deserved it 4 711
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 471 You deserved it 5 287
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 882 You deserved it 5 918
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 080 You deserved it 957