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It's my morphology!

By and i’m 5 feet - 25/08/2022 14:00

Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Family time

By skinny - 01/11/2023 00:02

Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By Mayo - 04/12/2018 13:30

Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML

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Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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Doctor time!

By Habits - 10/07/2023 12:00

Today, and over the past six months, after 20+ years of habits aiming at not gaining weight and succeeding in doing so, I've suddenly LOST a lot of weight at 40 years-old due to bad circumstances. No matter how hard I try or how much I eat, my system just seems to have forgotten how to build fat. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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Don't attempt this

By jammy - 25/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 25 August 2022 14:16

Just responded to them with this response"sorry I don't acknowledge people with an IQ lower than my body weight" 🤣🤣😂

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 25 August 2022 16:01

Omg that is an amazingly hilarious response 😂😂😂

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 25 August 2022 14:16

Just responded to them with this response"sorry I don't acknowledge people with an IQ lower than my body weight" 🤣🤣😂

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 25 August 2022 16:01

Omg that is an amazingly hilarious response 😂😂😂

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 August 2022 14:33

Get some muscle? A little fluff on scrawny, skinny people looks weird.

cuz803 44

Thursday 25 August 2022 14:56

5 ft and 90 lbs? Lmao, just got to the gym and hit the weight room or do calisthenics. Put on muscle mass and ignore the critics.

Yudith 24

Thursday 25 August 2022 18:13

The only time when the solution to critics who tell you to lose weight is to gain weight.

cxex 23

Friday 26 August 2022 11:11

probably got that "skinnyfat" look which makes skinny people look kinda flabby. Its usually due to a high percentage of body fat and low muscle mass. The solution is to hit the gym or do some form of exercises to build some muscle.

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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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