and i’m 5 feet
It's my morphology!
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
skinny
Family time
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Anonymous
Nelson, New Zealand
Mixed signals
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
shouldbehappyiguess
Saint Cloud, United States
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Mayo
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
annie
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Habits
Doctor time!
Today, and over the past six months, after 20+ years of habits aiming at not gaining weight and succeeding in doing so, I've suddenly LOST a lot of weight at 40 years-old due to bad circumstances. No matter how hard I try or how much I eat, my system just seems to have forgotten how to build fat. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Just responded to them with this response"sorry I don't acknowledge people with an IQ lower than my body weight" 🤣🤣😂
Marcella1016 32
Omg that is an amazingly hilarious response 😂😂😂
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Charlie Given 28
Just responded to them with this response"sorry I don't acknowledge people with an IQ lower than my body weight" 🤣🤣😂
Marcella1016 32
Omg that is an amazingly hilarious response 😂😂😂
RichardPencil 32
Get some muscle? A little fluff on scrawny, skinny people looks weird.
cuz803 46
5 ft and 90 lbs? Lmao, just got to the gym and hit the weight room or do calisthenics. Put on muscle mass and ignore the critics.
Yudith 28
The only time when the solution to critics who tell you to lose weight is to gain weight.
cxex 23
probably got that "skinnyfat" look which makes skinny people look kinda flabby. Its usually due to a high percentage of body fat and low muscle mass. The solution is to hit the gym or do some form of exercises to build some muscle.