Health, Bodyshaming, Fat and Growing old: It creeps up on you

It creeps up on you

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:30

That's easy to fix. Just get a dick extension.

SJKatt 15

Wednesday 11 August 2021 13:05

As someone who cannot see their bits either, you were already fat. And that's okay.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:30

That's easy to fix. Just get a dick extension.

SJKatt 15

Wednesday 11 August 2021 13:05

As someone who cannot see their bits either, you were already fat. And that's okay.

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