Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, I recently got a boyfriend, a real nice guy, but unfortunately it means I discovered for the first time that during the ovulation phase of my cycle when I’m super horny I actually can’t stand him. I'm stood there craving sex, and the guy I could be having sex with turns my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It took you two years to ask why you are having sex so infrequently in a new relationship?
Hangryko 32
I'll bet his face is "off-putting." Dump him, he's the only weight you should lose. Find someone else who will accept you.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
It took you two years to ask why you are having sex so infrequently in a new relationship?
Jon Tessler 14
tell him "his small peen is off putting to you", and that is why you don't have sex with him. also tell him to not be so damn shallow and judgemental.
Glitterbaby2613 20
penis size can't be changed, but weight can be, gotta talk to a dietician
george1986 7
Yes it can. You can do anything you want to your body thru surgery or pills.
1known 34
Eventhough you might have more in common with him than just sex, it is not nice from him and quite a lame excuse, but why would he have to see it?
Belgero 7
Maybe you should be off pudding
Glitterbaby2613 20
why get offended, you asked and he gave an honest opinion, it's up to you to fix it,
Hangryko 32
I'll bet his face is "off-putting." Dump him, he's the only weight you should lose. Find someone else who will accept you.
Cayteexox 1
I would work on yourself and find someone who wants you exactly how you are.