Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 7300 I agree, your life sucks 7300 You deserved it 628 You deserved it 628 90 20 145 583 By Anonymous - / Friday 7 April 2017 04:00 /
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam,... I agree, your life sucks 32778 I agree, your life sucks 32778 You deserved it 4300 You deserved it 4300 69
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong... I agree, your life sucks 5363 I agree, your life sucks 5363 You deserved it 1727 You deserved it 1727 22
Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML I agree, your life sucks 28837 I agree, your life sucks 28837 You deserved it 4767 You deserved it 4767 152
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 805 I agree, your life sucks 805 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 15
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Bosnia and Herzegovina Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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