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Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

#21479832
47 comments

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On 10/14/2015 at 1:40am - work - by mushroomless - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I nearly got written up at work for missing an important memo. The memo was sent to everyone via the company Facebook group and not by our e-mail system. My manager could hardly believe people exist who have no Facebook account and have no intention of making one. FML

#21479032
86 comments

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On 10/12/2015 at 11:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML

#21478930
40 comments

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On 10/12/2015 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML

#21478786
59 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 10:07pm - work - by why (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#21477906
55 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

#21477518
72 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 12:04pm - work - by shitbucketsfilledwithshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

#21477497
40 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 10:46am - work - by CA (woman) - Norway

Today, I had my first open job interview, which is when a group of applicants are interviewed together. I also found out that despite being great at one-on-one interviews, I will panic and make myself look like a complete moron when I'm part of a group. FML

#21477479
39 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 9:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML

#21477146
88 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 12:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML

#21477110
83 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. FML

#21476658
70 comments

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On 10/05/2015 at 11:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex in the day and a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML

#21476584
38 comments

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On 10/05/2015 at 8:23pm - work - by Doublescrewed (man) -



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