Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boss treated me to a day off work, except my mother called at 12:01am drunk as hell screaming, “Happy birthday” down the phone. When I finally fell back asleep, I awoke to my boss asking me to come in after all. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
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Anderling 33
I’m genuinely trying to understand, but… if you didn’t want the party, why have it? Just go bowling with a few friends or something. It would’ve probably made you happier and cost less in booze.
SirEnigM0nk 22
We asked 100 single men, "After a night of partying, you might have a raging:" "Hangover!" It's up there, Steve!
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Why did you have to host your own birthday party? At your house? Sounds wrong.
phile 15
it's also my friend nico bababooey birthday! he's camping and doing way better than you are, get well
SirEnigM0nk 22
We asked 100 single men, "After a night of partying, you might have a raging:" "Hangover!" It's up there, Steve!
RichardPencil 32
Boner? ... X
poopface82 25
Raging..,spouse
SirEnigM0nk 22
Good answer, but Boner was #1.
Anderling 33
I’m genuinely trying to understand, but… if you didn’t want the party, why have it? Just go bowling with a few friends or something. It would’ve probably made you happier and cost less in booze.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You hosted a party you didn't even want to have? YDI.