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Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML
prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years
You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job.
"Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??"
"You didn't pay your bill, ma'am."
"Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??"
*mutes phone and sighs*
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015