Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

by DocKreso / 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Work

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  • Hopefully said patient doesn't read this website! Otherwise, good luck being poor!

    #2 - On 06/28/2013 at 11:19pm by lu95

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  • There's no hipaa violation if you didn't mention his name. Hahahaha!!!

    #3 - On 06/28/2013 at 11:19pm by GrinchFu1

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