By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML
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DerrickJames 33

Those aren't your friends.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Shitty bouncer. Shittier friends.

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DerrickJames 33

Those aren't your friends.

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diiiinkleberg 13

I like how the first two comments are nearly identical

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diiiinkleberg 13

Never mind, I read it wrong, lol ignore me

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SumBur 11

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miasaur 11

lol @ the reply comments

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Llama_Face89 33

The stupid hurts my head...

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KeXu 6

Troll senses tingling. Did someone edit their comment?

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Poochavist 11

No one wants to see your 'lol'

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ColdplaySucks 18

Those asshats aren't your friends.

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diiiinkleberg 13

Throw shit like a monkey at the bouncer, and when they bitch at you just say "I'm only validating your point"

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MidnaLink 33

How does PROVING their point help her?

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ajkwilso 8

It doesn't help her but that whole situation just gives her permission to act wild and get payback

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AestheticGuy 21

@25 LOL I laughed way too hard at that....

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Red face. I get it.

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Hm. I love how people automatically blame being "ugly" by having too much make-up or not 'enough'. I do admit sometimes with too much make-up it can go a little overboard but that doesn't make someone an "arse face" in this case, but putting it on doesn't exactly turn you into a beauty queen. Sorry about what happened to you, OP. On the bright side you no longer have fake friends!

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Pinkgal123 24

Your a bitch, you know?

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Makeup doesn't define beauty.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Shitty bouncer. Shittier friends.

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kurodansei 16

Shitty solution, throw feces at him to prove his point.

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obsquire 5

Proving his point won't help.

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AestheticGuy 21

No offense but the bouncer had every right to let in who he thinks is good for the club. I just hope that OP isnt naturally ugly and she just needs to present herself better.

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mim777 4

however funny it may be :)

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gmian 34

Sorry, OP. Probably aren't your real friends then :( at least you now know!

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Speibrand 10

Well, I guess you can use that time to find better friends

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mrdinofly 6

You'd have no idea how hard it is making friends when you don't have friends in the first place.

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glamorous18 10

sorry honey, those aren't your real friends. try finding people you can trust & rely on.

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truesarrif 33

that's when the slip of a 20$ bill in a hand shake comes in handy. and once you're inside slip another bouncer another 20 to toss your friends back out since they were going in without you.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

This... This is... This is the guy.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Okay... okay, sir... okay, sir, please stop... Thanks!! :) ...

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ApollosMyth 22

I don't know if those friends are worth $40.

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buckerado 19

"Uhhh...excuse me sir, I have someone I'd like you to meet...*pulls out money*and this fellow doesn't like those people over there.*

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rosatoscano 12

Your friends are assholes...

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mim777 4

they don't count as friends

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ceji3 13

Well, OP, I guess those "friends" of yours need to be returned. And as for the doorman, I'm sure he's wrong.

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