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Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen cummed in looking 4 a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, ( See Dave, girls lyk her r the reason ball gags were invented. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24286) - you deserved it (3628)

On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States

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They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.

#4 - On 03/13/2012 at 12:31am by syki

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Soo rude

#2 - On 03/13/2012 at 12:31am by raspygirl

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