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Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML


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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

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I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe

#8 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:04am by PeachyJinx

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Sounds reasonable.

#2 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:02am by Xmarshall16X

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