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FMyLife
sandwichmaker United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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Same thing different taste

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I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe

Sounds reasonable.

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Lol what a nut job...throw some green baby poop in his sammich!!! There's his avocado!!!

There goes my appetite...

Hell, it does look the same. That's one of the reasons why I don't like avocado. He probably wouldn't have noticed until he went to take a bite.

that made me throw up a bit -.-

obviously we all carry around green baby poop for these situations...

Always make sure you read FMLs when it isn't a mealtime.

stroudie94 9

should've chased after him with a footlong.

up the ass

I want my avocado flavored crack sandwich...

now his superhero suit and matching avocado cape are going to have to be replaced and u complain about a little spit in your face? selfish bastard.

You should have chased him and bet him with a footlong.

1215116a 14

Bet for what? The suspense is killing me!

I think he meant Beat

1215116a 14

Yeah, I know, I just like poking fun. :3

I was going to get that on my turkey and ham sub, but I didn't think they'd go well together. I kind of regret it

enonymous 9

What!?! No more Avo Ca Do ?!? WHY GOD?? WHY???

iTransform 8

The bystander should have tripped his ass up on the way down.

I can see why he did so...avocados are amazing!

cheskiiie 0

wow WTF.