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FML - The follow-up

Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML

GothicAngel17 Say more :
57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:
By GothicAngel17 / Saturday 19 May 2012 11:05 / Australia - Brisbane
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  GothicAngel17  |  24

57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:

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  darwinism  |  28

Because a doctor needs to put their face right under the ass to see if a woman is in labor? Change your doctor mate, I think the doctor/patient boundaries are being breached with yours!

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  alice2lacy  |  15

They actually didn't with my two. My youngest they just gave me a suppository and said go shove it up your ass. (Not quite but was definitely in between the lines) either way....you're gonna shit yourself. And bleed. And gush stuff you'd never thought you would......

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