Work, Food and Customers: That's no excuse

That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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You deserved it 72

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 818

You deserved it 2 060

I don't get paid enough for this shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 424

You deserved it 2 522

By heretoserve - 27/09/2014 04:22 - United States - Winchester

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 687

You deserved it 3 761

By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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You deserved it 3 424

By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 649

You deserved it 2 014

By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 967

You deserved it 2 809

By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 496

You deserved it 1 960

Karen strikes again

By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 08:01

Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML

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You deserved it 115

By anonymous - 15/02/2015 22:39 - United States - Valdosta

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

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You deserved it 2 910

Karen strikes again

By Ihateithere - 13/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML

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You deserved it 111

Plop 17

Thursday 15 April 2021 10:22

It's spelt "Tik Tok". And it's far more likely that the customer was just yet another entitled ********. There's quite a number of those.

Matt Much 12

Thursday 15 April 2021 20:05

lol. How dare you not pull the order out of thin air and serve the customer. Worthless entitled moron of CS a customer.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 15 April 2021 8:41

Was there a camera? Was she wearing glasses? Cause it sounds like a tic toc or something

Plop 17

Thursday 15 April 2021 10:22

It's spelt "Tik Tok". And it's far more likely that the customer was just yet another entitled ********. There's quite a number of those.

Matt Much 12

Thursday 15 April 2021 20:05

lol. How dare you not pull the order out of thin air and serve the customer. Worthless entitled moron of CS a customer.

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 17 April 2021 2:53

Tell them "you be illin'...illin'."

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That's no excuse

Same thing different taste

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Karen strikes again

Karen strikes again

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