By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
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Paul Rushing 21

Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...

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Jackey 29

If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.

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Paul Rushing 21

Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...

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RichardPencil 30

How the **** do you take credit? The customer designs the sandwich, you just follow orders.

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Jackey 29

If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.

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TheCrazedHare 7

Legit, if you were super worried about it you could have either added a penny, or subtracted a penny. :/ I mean. maybe you deff didn't think about it. buttttt

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

then they probably would been like terrorist put a bomb in my order as you never let him choose what to put in

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TCRII 29

I know it was awkward, but that is funny as hell. POS racist customer had it coming.

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DrSamba 7

Your customer is an idiot. People make too much of the sequence 911. My Christian ex-gf wondered if there was some spiritual significance to it after the terrorist attack. I assured her there wasn't. My family's apartment number for the last 3 years has been 911. Doesn't bother me a bit.

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zeeba_neighba 10

And you didn't spit in his food👀❔

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BurnInDemonFire 33

"Okay, look. If it'll shut you up, I'll give you a discount. Your new total is $6.66! Ah, crap..."

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jk_waks 20

If that customer is such a judgemental B****, you should have stared in that persons eyes and said,”9.11” followed by a long stare. The person deserve it

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