Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and...

By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By anonymous - 15/02/2015 22:39 - United States - Valdosta

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

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By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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Paul Rushing 21

Saturday 31 August 2019 6:05

Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...

Jackey 29

Saturday 31 August 2019 8:02

If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.

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Paul Rushing 21

Saturday 31 August 2019 6:05

Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 August 2019 7:37

How the **** do you take credit? The customer designs the sandwich, you just follow orders.

Jackey 29

Saturday 31 August 2019 8:02

If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.

TheCrazedHare 7

Saturday 31 August 2019 9:52

Legit, if you were super worried about it you could have either added a penny, or subtracted a penny. :/ I mean. maybe you deff didn't think about it. buttttt

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 31 August 2019 12:52

then they probably would been like terrorist put a bomb in my order as you never let him choose what to put in

TCRII 29

Saturday 31 August 2019 17:40

I know it was awkward, but that is funny as hell. POS racist customer had it coming.

DrSamba 7

Saturday 31 August 2019 18:25

Your customer is an idiot. People make too much of the sequence 911. My Christian ex-gf wondered if there was some spiritual significance to it after the terrorist attack. I assured her there wasn't. My family's apartment number for the last 3 years has been 911. Doesn't bother me a bit.

zeeba_neighba 10

Sunday 1 September 2019 6:14

And you didn't spit in his food👀❔

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 1 September 2019 17:29

"Okay, look. If it'll shut you up, I'll give you a discount. Your new total is $6.66! Ah, crap..."

jk_waks 20

Monday 2 September 2019 12:04

If that customer is such a judgemental B****, you should have stared in that persons eyes and said,”9.11” followed by a long stare. The person deserve it