Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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Top comments
PeachyJinx 7
I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
Xmarshall16X 5
Sounds reasonable.
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Comments (205)
turdontoast 8
I work at Subway too. Promotion is over, and people are throwing a fit about it. For God sakes, I love avocado, but what Subway had tastes like shit!
hateevryone 15
over a sandwich? what, is he gonna die without it?
Pretty_dead 0
This guy must be super sensitive about his sandwhich wow what a d**k
shelby0123 0
ydi
iMagzzzy 0
Y U NO GIVE ME AVACADO
cupcakesmile23 0
haha that's hilarious
c_rios88 4
anything goes at subway
fatpukis 0
what a poopyhead.
ahhmazingness13 6
I was all excited about having avocados on my subway sandwhich till I found out it cost extra, I totally felt like doing what the customer did
h2owen 0
sounds like you're from New York as well