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Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)

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it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?

#3 - On 04/18/2011 at 3:10am by ChantelRenaeee

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Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something

#10 - On 04/18/2011 at 4:03am by Awahso

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