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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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flyhigh26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

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Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

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Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

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Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:42

I'm just wondering about why anyone would care about impressing their boss with "driving skills"....

woody768 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:09

he wants to hook up?

flyhigh26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

gumcuzzler 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:46

GJ numbnuts...

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Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

Ahhem 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Nice skills.

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Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

lol that is so FML lol!

ndrocksmysocks44 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

how is that your fault? unless he is a total a$$ he will know that :|

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:50

I just want to know what your bosses reaction was. Was he like Mr. Spacely off the Jestons? "OP YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

mich23 10

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Friday 20 March 2009 22:51

when people park they usually get out of the car.....

capslockisgood 19

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Saturday 1 September 2012 6:45

Thats what OPs boss did

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Saturday 17 August 2013 4:40

And when people get out of their cars they usually look first. Which is what OP's boss didn't do.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:51

what an idiot I agree with #4

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