Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
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Top comments
flyhigh26 0
that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.
Lobster_fml 0
Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.
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kayronjm 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you show off to your boss or anyone for that matter?? Aren't reverse and parallel parking stupidly easy anyway? I never think much of it when I do it, I just do it..
UnluckyChicka 0
I'm just wondering about why anyone would care about impressing their boss with "driving skills"....
woody768 0
he wants to hook up?
flyhigh26 0
that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.
gumcuzzler 0
GJ numbnuts...
Lobster_fml 0
Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.
Ahhem 0
Nice skills.
Cre6rul 0
lol that is so FML lol!
ndrocksmysocks44 0
how is that your fault? unless he is a total a$$ he will know that :|
Ender_ 0
I just want to know what your bosses reaction was. Was he like Mr. Spacely off the Jestons? "OP YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
mich23 10
when people park they usually get out of the car.....
capslockisgood 19
Thats what OPs boss did
ddlovatolover 23
And when people get out of their cars they usually look first. Which is what OP's boss didn't do.
sunshyne84_fml 0
what an idiot I agree with #4