By fire starter - 16/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML
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WitEluded 13
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I think you will still succeed in surprising her...

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Arathis 19
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Cook some s'mores over the fire and surprise her with those.

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Arathis 19
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Cook some s'mores over the fire and surprise her with those.

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Your profile picture matches your statement.

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Fuaaad1994 31
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Could even use water gun to put the fire out after making them

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False_Stupidity 41
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You know, i'm thinking that OP sucked up a spider, and even the vacuum knew that the only way to deal with spiders is to kill it with fire so it sacrificed itself for the cause.

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expertsmilee 26

Surprise!

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TheClassicMan848 11
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This better get a follow up!

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psychopolarbear 28

Pretty sure the universe just told you to stop trying to clean. It simply wasn't meant to be.

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A07 48

Some people have the worst luck, but it's the thought that counts OP!

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WitEluded 13
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I think you will still succeed in surprising her...

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hellnosucka 27
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I think the vacuum is trying to summon a demon.

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Al3xv3l92 24
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Oh yeah definitely but not by a clean House.

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hman1025 17
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Jesus your profile pic makes everything dirty

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karahcoco 2
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She was very surprised & very upset.

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Lounia_fml 8
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You know what they say. No good deed goes unpunished.

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McIntian 12
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how long had it been since you last vacuumed?

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Well, usually, when people talk about cooking and cleaning, it's usually not the house itself that they're cooking. ...is the house OK?

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UncleHoodie 22
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The vacuum just wanted to celebrate the surprise.

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JMichael 25

I don't think that's right..

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WOTAN1488 24
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That must have SUCKED.

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NYM88 26
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Not as much as your comment!

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RedPillSucks 31

booo!!

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