By fire starter - 16/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML
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I think you will still succeed in surprising her...

Cook some s'mores over the fire and surprise her with those.

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Cook some s'mores over the fire and surprise her with those.

Your profile picture matches your statement.

Could even use water gun to put the fire out after making them

You know, i'm thinking that OP sucked up a spider, and even the vacuum knew that the only way to deal with spiders is to kill it with fire so it sacrificed itself for the cause.

This better get a follow up!

Pretty sure the universe just told you to stop trying to clean. It simply wasn't meant to be.

Some people have the worst luck, but it's the thought that counts OP!

I think you will still succeed in surprising her...

I think the vacuum is trying to summon a demon.

Oh yeah definitely but not by a clean House.

Jesus your profile pic makes everything dirty

She was very surprised & very upset.

You know what they say. No good deed goes unpunished.

how long had it been since you last vacuumed?

Well, usually, when people talk about cooking and cleaning, it's usually not the house itself that they're cooking. ...is the house OK?

The vacuum just wanted to celebrate the surprise.

I don't think that's right..

That must have SUCKED.

Not as much as your comment!