Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
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Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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ChantelRenaeee 0
it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?
Awahso 25
Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something
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Comments (50)
im_awsome 2
the bright side is, thats is not gonna happen again. And if it does then fyl.
Dudelike89 8
Today, I accidentally towed my new employee's car because I didn't recognize it. FML
lucas755 1
that's a lien
lucas755 1
that's a lien
FMLsOhilarious 6
Your boss is an idiot. He should have asked you if that was your car or not before he had it towed.
ceddyz17 10
hmmm what would Jesus do
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Walk on water, heal the sick, make blind people see. You know, the norm.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Since it was your first day I wouldn't expect the boss to recognize your car. I would however expect that he would check to find out if said unknown car belongs to his newly hired employee before having it towed. FYL OP, hopefully your boss pays for the towing/storage fees. I don't know what to tell you if he refuses beyond maybe talk to your bosses boss (assuming he has one) otherwise I guess you'll be S.O.L.
FunwithBumperCar 0
Then he flicked boogers at you.
oblio 0
Sucks OP but you should have asked about parking when you reported to work. Live and learn.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Why should she have asked? She is an employee, She parked in the employee parking lot. There doesn't seem a whole lot to discuss there. It's very, very, very, rare that you get a sticker or something for your car if you don't work in a huge office of some kind. The boss should have considered the possibility that the unknown car belonged to his new hire and asked her before having the car towed.
kauaiGROWN 0
good job .
varkey 7
i'm sure you can appeal it if you have to pay a fee FYL
LiL_Dub 2
I hope he paid to UN-tow it