By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 270
You deserved it 10 282

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.


Everyone ready for all the "It's because you're a woman" statements? But seriously, OP, that sucks.

unbelievable! maybe the Y chromosome holds the good driving skills gene

Lol #12, what does that mean? Haha. :S

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

Not really. I was more laughing because I have no idea what he's talking about. Even though that doesn't make sense. Oh well.

That's not it, 12. Men can be sucky drivers, too; it's just that they don't care enough to post it on FML.

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds humiliating. However, any care he had or has for that car was (and still is) a wasted effort. As illustrated by your careless destruction, caring about possessions is as pointless as life itself. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

cradle6 13

#16 Women: xx chromosomes Men: xy chromosomes. Women have no y chromosome.

#32 You are correct partly (xx = F xy = M) but there is a third xxy which I think is an african runner what is known as - think is female not exactly sure

thirdtesticle 0

I was going to say its because she's stupid.

Did ur boss find out it was you? rofl.

I would think that it would be best to leave your information if you didn't know it was your boss's car first- it would at least show that you're not a scumbag.

do you work at a demolishing derby? then this is not an fml.

CashMula 0

hmm you swear you can drive but you hit a car?

say a car sized bird flew in and rammed itself into it