Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

by Chris / 10/22/2009 at 12:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

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  • I don't think many people enjoy having random strangers' faces being randomly shoved into their crotch.

    You're probably not "revolting", she just thought you falling into her lap, all, "hay babay" was fucking creeptastic.

    But then again, there's the chance that you actually ARE revolting, you scaly man-fish.
    You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

    #1 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:52am by allmidnighteyes

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  • I know this is bitchy, but that would have been my reaction too.
    Public transportation, she doesn't know you, you could be trying to steal her wallet or something.
    Don't see to many people just randomly fall over on someone on the bus, learn to hold on to the bars.
    Sure you didn't do it "accidentally on purpose" creeper?

    #4 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:58am by Emrysa

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