Transportation: Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing...

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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Thursday 22 October 2009 12:52

I don't think many people enjoy having random strangers' faces being randomly shoved into their crotch. You're probably not "revolting", she just thought you falling into her lap, all, "hay babay" was ******* creeptastic. But then again, there's the chance that you actually ARE revolting, you scaly man-fish. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

Emrysa 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:58

I know this is bitchy, but that would have been my reaction too. Public transportation, she doesn't know you, you could be trying to steal her wallet or something. Don't see to many people just randomly fall over on someone on the bus, learn to hold on to the bars. Sure you didn't do it "accidentally on purpose" creeper?

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Sickillsells 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:12

**** CHE!

_Naboo_ 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:23

How do you think she felt? You don't know her, she doesn't know you. Then you accidentally fall in her lap? Yeah, I'd react the same way, probably... Everyone knows Naboo gets all teh ladies.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:49

Huh, I kind of thought he fell sideways or backways onto her. I know I've collided into people as such, and have had it happen to me back. She sounds like a child. Normal people go either "Oh sorry!" or "Oh GOD I'm SO SORRY" depending on how the falling happened, with responses being "It's all right" or "Watch it asshole!" "EW" is very childish. But definitely learn to hold the **** on next time. ... To bars and handles. Not her.

misspeg 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:08

the girl overreacted. unless u weren't apologizing and smiling like a creep lol

ilikeu12 0

Friday 23 October 2009 0:00

ydi for saying a rather cute girl

jaip234 0

Friday 23 October 2009 1:15

You fell in her lap randomly, if you don't understand how that's not acceptable in society, then its sad.

xApril 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:13

Oversensitive. o_o

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 23 October 2009 2:29

Just ignore the shallow girl, Chris. FYL. If someone fell onto my lap after tripping (which would be an accident) I'd probably just laugh about it. I mean, unless they're a perv, they're going to remove themselves on their own most likely.