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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Talk about adding insult to injury!
caseyl 18
Time to take your car to the sidewalk, then!
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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Talk about adding insult to injury!
caseyl 18
Time to take your car to the sidewalk, then!
hkhan24 23
It probably would have been faster to get out and walk..
Dilexar 26
At least it was a valid suggestion. OP, fyl. GPS, you win.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Valid request!!
katachristic 19
consider public transit or ride sharing if either of those are options where you live?
KazikPalec 9
Do you, in quatar, have sidewalks made with gold?
finni7 3
first world problems that