By hihaay - United States
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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  DigitalFusion  |  4

Replying to number one so this is near the top so op can find it if so inclined. Next time straighten your hand out and drive it fingers first inward and downward just above hip bone. There's an excellent nerve cluster there. That's for next time. For this time report the assault to the police, and gather any potential witnesses you can. Don't be afraid to report things like this, assholes deserve any criminal charges their actions warrant.

  KaySL  |  24

#18: I think you're confusing battery with assault, though then again maybe not. Either way, your suggestion that the OP commit actual battery against someone causing them some discomfort is slightly-to-moderately retarded. Don't be a twat, son.

  KaySL  |  24

fighterboy11: You must still be pissed off and/or butthurt about me trolling you over the PMs you sent regarding that fourteen year old threadjacking girl you had such a fixation on. Before I talked her into deleting her account, that is. MelissaBritt, wasn't it? So sorry that it had the side-effect of her getting away from your creeper ass. You really should pick your battles a little more wisely, and brush up on your own English skills if you think I made any spelling errors in my comment. WOO, INTERNET FIGHTS, WOO.

  KaySL  |  24

Kidd, I don't know, but my point is that I'm not going to be lectured by this guy on the basis of his username, his general stupidity, the fact he creeps on fourteen year old girls, and the fact that he's all butthurt and has a little vendetta against me for spoiling whatever sick ideas he had about said barely-pubescent thread-jacker.

  fighterboy11  |  7

Yeah, you are right. Because since some 30 year old loser can "wreck" my life. LOL what is he going to come to my house? Yeah so after he mans up and admits my previous comment was grammatical and spelling-wise correct and he can't even make a good argument. Bro ur a ten yo brat. Btw how was my grammar and spelling in this comment? O and anyone who likes kay pliz feel free to thumb me down ACTUALLY DO thumb me down! Man do I love grammar :p


18- There are a number of way more effective pressure points on the human body. Off the top of my head, I can think of six.

1. Behind the ear
2. Under the jaw
3. Inside the elbow, on top of the humerus
4. Between the collarbones (push down on top of the breast plate with one finger)
5. The muscle between the thumb and forefinger
6. Underside of the knee, between ligaments

  The__Redneck  |  7

Nonsense. You sit on someone, you deserve to get hurt.

In fact, the latter part of this is a YDI for the simple reason that OP didn't just shove the rude idiot off onto the floor.

  Phyre24  |  17

Dude, I hear ya. I REALLY wanted to know the answer to your question, but it seems that it just wasn't meant to be. Oh cruel world, what have we come to?! XD

  E_ve  |  9

That's cruel. Yeah, she was a bitch about 'her' seat and she shouldn't have sat on him but that doesn't mean she should be submitted to bullying. And you said fat people have no souls? The fact that you said that makes me think there are two options: Option A) You're overweight yourself and you take out your frustrations and low self-esteem on other people with weight-issues or... Option B) You're a brat who's been skinny your entire life and probably bullied fat people so you didn't have to feel like the useless scumbag you really are. Am I right? Or are you just stupid?