Subway Surfer on a Mission By FML Approved - 26/09/2017 03:00 You know he's got something important going on... I agree, your life sucks 450 You deserved it 102 Tweet Share
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML I agree, your life sucks 200 You deserved it 29
Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML I agree, your life sucks 187 You deserved it 36
Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML I agree, your life sucks 198 You deserved it 32
Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML I agree, your life sucks 603 You deserved it 295