By nikko blue - 20/12/2009 07:52 - United States
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Nice seeing you
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By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
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Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30
Mean girls
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Slackers
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I hate this time of year
By MegaZeo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Livermore
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Damn you, Siri
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By 1942Ford - 07/05/2016 14:08 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here - can't believe this got published! I kept the second nasty shake down and survived the scan, only to have cramps and diarrhea the whole rest of the day. I really know how to party on a Saturday, don't I? They did the scan because I've been having abdominal pain. Should have the results next week, hope it turns out to be nothing!
By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
By axewoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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op here i wouldn't have cared about not getting a gift at all, especially since money is a little tight right now. But the fact that there was a gift and it was something that doesn't really pertain to me or my interests is was got me a little down. I'm still gonna read it and I appreciate the thought, but I would have preferred just a card or something.