Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML
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katt_is_here
| 24
Sounds like damn good advice to me!
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
We have videos of my mom on Ambien. People do some pretty odd stuff...
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cupcakechick
| 17
you should take ur mom to the doctors
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
It's a sleeping pill. She'll fall asleep and it'll wear off. There's not much a doctor can do.
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cupcakechick
| 17
she can overdose
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JustOhSoLovely
| 6
She already overdosed. Now it needs to wear off.
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Kidkaplan
| 19
She may need a lower doseage
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AssTard
| 15
You don't say?!
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MissMae93
| 23
Actually - she took a double dosage, as in she took twice the amount prescribed.
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TheAbstract
| 15
So technically, she would need a lower dosage, at least in that moment. Not trying to be a smartass here. Just being technical.
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kwyk
| 23
Technically, you were being a smartass.
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nigsuzzi
| 3
Always better than being a dumbass!
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TheAbstract
| 15
Thank you!
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katt_is_here
| 24
Technically, you were just wrong and should admit it. Technically.
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Cbizzlez
| 10
She sounds like a fun person to party with.
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howdeedoo
| 22
Really? Cause it seems like she'd fall asleep pretty quickly
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MrBurnard
| 7
Yes.. but only if you behave apparently
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
She sounds like a terrible politician.
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t_Wag13
| 7
Why did she take twice as much?
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
People can't fall asleep so they take extra, thinking it will help.
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
Possibly she forgot she had taken the first dose? I've heard of people doing some awfully weird stuff on Ambien. I don't know if short term memory loss is on the list of symptoms but who knows.
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Fsvb
| 32
Yes, it is on the list of symptoms.
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
We have videos of my mom on Ambien. People do some pretty odd stuff...
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TrueTriage
| 16
YouTube Money! Just sitting in your house! Go Viral with that stuff!
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
Indeed. She threatened to kill me if it shows up on YouTube though. haha.
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chanellgymnast
| 17
She be thirsty.
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BjgUsername
| 12
She is* be can't be used there because....you know what fuck it
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Attica
| 20
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katt_is_here
| 24
Sounds like damn good advice to me!
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fksfsdhfsdfh
| 26
When i saw "relationship with oneself" i laughed so hard!
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friedpwnadge
| 25
My left hand begs to differ.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Because your right hand is a dominatrix???
*Beg! hand. Beg for your orgasm!
*Beg! hand. Beg for your orgasm!
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420Zombie
| 17
I don't think zoidbergs hand/claw would be anything but painful in this situation
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Hence the begging...
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jgriff79
| 23
Your mom was trying to teach you her secrets.