FML : Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship...

Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By buxton1 / Monday 18 February 2013 08:24 / United States - Ramona

Intimacy

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By katt_is_here | 24

#5373040 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:12

Sounds like damn good advice to me!

By xStaciexLynnx | 15

#5373029 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:03

We have videos of my mom on Ambien. People do some pretty odd stuff...

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By cupcakechick | 17

#5373011 - Monday 18 February 2013 16:57

you should take ur mom to the doctors

xStaciexLynnx | 15

#5373036 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:07

It's a sleeping pill. She'll fall asleep and it'll wear off. There's not much a doctor can do.

cupcakechick | 17

#5373400 - Monday 18 February 2013 22:29

she can overdose

JustOhSoLovely | 6

#5373777 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:02

She already overdosed. Now it needs to wear off.

By Kidkaplan | 19

#5373015 - Monday 18 February 2013 16:58

She may need a lower doseage

AssTard | 15

#5373033 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:05

You don't say?!

MissMae93 | 23

#5373083 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:36

Actually - she took a double dosage, as in she took twice the amount prescribed.

TheAbstract | 14

#5373098 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:49

So technically, she would need a lower dosage, at least in that moment. Not trying to be a smartass here. Just being technical.

kwyk | 23

#5373523 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 0:17

Technically, you were being a smartass.

nigsuzzi | 3

#5374171 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:36

Always better than being a dumbass!

TheAbstract | 14

#5374270 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 13:16

Thank you!

katt_is_here | 24

#5417520 - Saturday 23 March 2013 20:33

Technically, you were just wrong and should admit it. Technically.

By Cbizzlez | 10

#5373022 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:00

She sounds like a fun person to party with.

howdeedoo | 22

#5373096 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:47

Really? Cause it seems like she'd fall asleep pretty quickly

MrBurnard | 7

#5373115 - Monday 18 February 2013 18:05

Yes.. but only if you behave apparently

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5373413 - Monday 18 February 2013 22:58

She sounds like a terrible politician.

By t_Wag13 | 7

#5373028 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:03

Why did she take twice as much?

xStaciexLynnx | 15

#5373035 - Monday 18 February 2013 17:06

People can't fall asleep so they take extra, thinking it will help.

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#5373391 - Monday 18 February 2013 22:18

Possibly she forgot she had taken the first dose? I've heard of people doing some awfully weird stuff on Ambien. I don't know if short term memory loss is on the list of symptoms but who knows.