Sex, Medication and Intimacy: Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice...

By buxton1 - 18/02/2013 08:24 - United States - Ramona

Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

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By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

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I don't wanna

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 15:02 - Estonia

Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML

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By sexandanxiety - 30/04/2015 00:46 - Canada - Stittsville

Today, my mother was trying to have yet another "helpful" conversation about how to fix my anxiety. My sister's insightful comment? "I think your problem is that you need to get laid." My mom agreed with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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By OutOfMyMind - 22/10/2013 00:12 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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katt_is_here 24

Monday 18 February 2013 17:12

Sounds like damn good advice to me!

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:03

We have videos of my mom on Ambien. People do some pretty odd stuff...

Comments

cupcakechick 17

Monday 18 February 2013 16:57

you should take ur mom to the doctors

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:07

It's a sleeping pill. She'll fall asleep and it'll wear off. There's not much a doctor can do.

cupcakechick 17

Monday 18 February 2013 22:29

she can overdose

JustOhSoLovely 6

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:02

She already overdosed. Now it needs to wear off.

Kidkaplan 19

Monday 18 February 2013 16:58

She may need a lower doseage

AssTard 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:05

You don't say?!

MissMae93 23

Monday 18 February 2013 17:36

Actually - she took a double dosage, as in she took twice the amount prescribed.

TheAbstract 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:49

So technically, she would need a lower dosage, at least in that moment. Not trying to be a smartass here. Just being technical.

kwyk 23

Tuesday 19 February 2013 0:17

Technically, you were being a smartass.

nigsuzzi 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:36

Always better than being a dumbass!

TheAbstract 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 13:16

Thank you!

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 23 March 2013 20:33

Technically, you were just wrong and should admit it. Technically.

Cbizzlez 10

Monday 18 February 2013 17:00

She sounds like a fun person to party with.

howdeedoo 22

Monday 18 February 2013 17:47

Really? Cause it seems like she'd fall asleep pretty quickly

MrBurnard 7

Monday 18 February 2013 18:05

Yes.. but only if you behave apparently

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 18 February 2013 22:58

She sounds like a terrible politician.

t_Wag13 7

Monday 18 February 2013 17:03

Why did she take twice as much?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:06

People can't fall asleep so they take extra, thinking it will help.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 18 February 2013 22:18

Possibly she forgot she had taken the first dose? I've heard of people doing some awfully weird stuff on Ambien. I don't know if short term memory loss is on the list of symptoms but who knows.