FML : Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom...

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 March 2016 01:19 / Canada - Canal Flats

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By hoeslikedicks | 21

#6560306 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:47

That sucks. You should've told the parent to take care of her child's actions.

By Jackimo98 | 24

#6560308 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:48

Well hey, at least you don't have to sweep that part of the floor now

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By iamamistake | 15

#6560304 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:46

That sucks

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6560312 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:52

Of course it does. Why else would it be on FML?

SpyroMello | 27

#6560447 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:19

There's a button for that fuck nugget

By hoeslikedicks | 21

#6560306 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:47

That sucks. You should've told the parent to take care of her child's actions.

__Kaia__ | 12

#6560573 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:17

"How dare you accuse my daughter of such a thing! She is a perfect angel and has never misbehaved a day in her life! Get me your manager right now!"

By musdesimd | 18

#6560307 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:47

Yuck

By Jackimo98 | 24

#6560308 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:48

Well hey, at least you don't have to sweep that part of the floor now

__Kaia__ | 12

#6560580 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:23

I say use the little shit as a human broom to sweep the rest of the store

By gabimk23 | 13

#6560320 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:01

I did that on the first week of kindergarten, good times good times

By Tomryan279 | 10

#6560321 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:02

I hope you cleaned the floor first.

By Skycop_S | 23

#6560323 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:06

That kid is an evil mastermind.

By lantz4levi | 19

#6560326 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:09

This doesn't even seem that bad. I used to work as a janitor and there is plenty of other things worse than that in a bathroom

By gabriellesteg | 7

#6560327 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:09

Children really have no respect...

sparkledoge | 29

#6560344 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:26

True, but not all of them, parents who educate their kids and don't let them wander actually exist.

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6560329 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:10

You could take comfort in knowing you're not the only one in need of a good shower...
That's all I got. Sorry, OP.

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