Animals: Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy...

By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML

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By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 01:50 - United States - Wilmington

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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That sucks

By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

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By Slaanesh - 12/12/2008 12:08 - France

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00

Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML

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Bad boy

By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By JamesFuckingBond - 23/12/2016 21:05 - United States - Burlington

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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david66_fml 20

Friday 27 May 2016 2:10

For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 5:24

The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.

Comments

david66_fml 20

Friday 27 May 2016 2:10

For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix

Welshite 39

Friday 27 May 2016 2:21

I'm totally getting a cyborg puppy one day. You can't tell me they don't mix.

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 May 2016 2:48

Only if you're good, Welshy. Now, come along and stop pulling on your leash; we've got to go recharge yo—HEY, no barking!

Welshite 39

Friday 27 May 2016 2:50

Woof.

whatshisname1066 10

Friday 27 May 2016 5:09

They used to say the same thing about blacks and whites

Soninuva 41

Friday 27 May 2016 2:12

She showed you how it doesn't work well! Now you can return it and save your money!

mylove8386 12

Friday 27 May 2016 2:16

Sounds like a shitty situation

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 May 2016 2:33

What? How?! Because of "robot"? Or "puppy"? No, wait, is it because of "house"? Damnit! Your sophisticated humor is sailing over my head!

IntrepidPig 21

Friday 27 May 2016 4:37

You must chill, for a pun, yes a bad one, but a pun nonetheless, must be treated forever with respect. *We've been reading Shakespeare in English, I talk like this now*

OysterPearls 33

Friday 27 May 2016 2:19

Doggone it. Looks like it's time to call Stanley Steemer...

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 5:22

Looks like the puppy already left a Stanley steamer.

Gigglyrocks 15

Friday 27 May 2016 8:36

CALL 1800 STEEMER, STANLEY STEEMER YOUR CERTIFIED CLEANER!!!

I_am_Scooter 2

Friday 27 May 2016 2:53

This one has made the rounds...

arano 29

Friday 27 May 2016 3:19

Sounds like now you need to go back and get a robot carpet shampooer. The man planned this all along!

naviajack626 16

Friday 27 May 2016 4:17

I especially hate it when they get stuck and die and you can't find them.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 5:24

The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.

ChristianH39 30

Friday 27 May 2016 6:09

One of these is terrible and one is inconvenient. You decide.

ham_spam 17

Friday 27 May 2016 4:49

4th fml about this

moss1030 5

Friday 27 May 2016 4:54

Instead of being a lazy **** and spending a shit ton of money on a robot vacuum, maybe try vacuuming the floor yourself. It takes 15 minutes and you would have avoided this in the first place.