By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML
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For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix

The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.

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For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix

I'm totally getting a cyborg puppy one day. You can't tell me they don't mix.

Only if you're good, Welshy. Now, come along and stop pulling on your leash; we've got to go recharge yo—HEY, no barking!

They used to say the same thing about blacks and whites

She showed you how it doesn't work well! Now you can return it and save your money!

Sounds like a shitty situation

What? How?! Because of "robot"? Or "puppy"? No, wait, is it because of "house"? Damnit! Your sophisticated humor is sailing over my head!

You must chill, for a pun, yes a bad one, but a pun nonetheless, must be treated forever with respect. *We've been reading Shakespeare in English, I talk like this now*

Doggone it. Looks like it's time to call Stanley Steemer...

Looks like the puppy already left a Stanley steamer.

CALL 1800 STEEMER, STANLEY STEEMER YOUR CERTIFIED CLEANER!!!

This one has made the rounds...

Sounds like now you need to go back and get a robot carpet shampooer. The man planned this all along!

I especially hate it when they get stuck and die and you can't find them.

The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.

One of these is terrible and one is inconvenient. You decide.

4th fml about this

Instead of being a lazy fuck and spending a shit ton of money on a robot vacuum, maybe try vacuuming the floor yourself. It takes 15 minutes and you would have avoided this in the first place.

now you must clean the vacuum cleaner and in turn become a vacuum cleaner yourself

A vacuum cleaner cleaner to be exact.