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By Dylan - 15/10/2023 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy just one item - a single, ripe avocado. After spending way too long choosing the perfect one, I got to the checkout counter. I'd left my wallet at home. I had to abandon my poor avocado. FML
I agree, your life sucks 369
You deserved it 549

Same thing different taste

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I'll bet you're feeling like a guacin' idiot.

I bet the avocado was relieved it didn't die. I've seen 'Sausage Party'.

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I bet the avocado was relieved it didn't die. I've seen 'Sausage Party'.