Tanned pits
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I'm curious to know how a dumbass smells, Miss Hart? hahaha ;)
A dumbass smells like an uneducated anus, obviously.
A school swimming carnival?
YDI for using spraytan rofll
Damn, your life must be completely ruined. How could you ever live with yourself? *sarcasm*
WTF is a swimming carnival?
so? it will be washed off when you go into the pool..
which is the problem haha OP's going to have orange streaks following him/her in the pool
No it won't
Don't know much about spray tan. Wouldn't it rub or wash right off? I always assumed it need a while to set or something. Well, enjoy showing off your stinky, dark underarms.
A tan ass.
I don't care how embarassing your situation was, all I care about is why do you have fake tan spray? Jersey Shore status:D
oh you poor, poor princess you :(
lol that's what I was thinking the whole time reading the fml.. what the hell is a swimming carnival?
I'm not a swimmer so my English to English translation may be off. I believe it is called a swim meet in the States.
yeah, school event where everyone goes to a pool, it's just what we call it here
yeah what ^ they said it's a school event, the school goes to a pool and the students swim in races for places and points for their "house".. just what we call it :)
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swimming carnival?
I don't care how embarassing your situation was, all I care about is why do you have fake tan spray? Jersey Shore status:D