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Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (6630)

On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

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You're 17, get over it. Here's the deal: until you get your own place, whatever your parents say goes. His house, his rules. And don't bitch that it "isn't fair." Cause it is. You're not paying rent, I'll assume. And I doubt you're paying for anything else. So, yeah. Until you start contributing, it is fair for your dad to set a curfew or any other rules he may deem necessary.

#8 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am by someone

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Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.)

Chillax people.

#21 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:08pm by samisalsa

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