dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
graduate
United States
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
goodlkjh
South Africa
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Anonymous
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Anonymous
Duncan, United States
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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Comments (152)
Asstazztic 8
Maybe he's talking about the tv parental controls?
HermonieGranger 0
I'm 11 and my curfew is 9:00. Be happy with what you got!
tmcnatt2012 0
stop complaining, my curfew is 6:00. be thankful your parents gave u that late of a curfew
Doomshadow24 0
I guessed the parental controls on the TVs in my house three times correctly, now my parents don't even bother. It's not hard.
ilovefatcats 12
move out
englandlover 5
ditto, but I'm 14
skater4life4169 0
holy **** me too o.0
lizzilla8297 2
mine's nine, and I'm thirteen.
kaytwiztid 0
yup mee too 17 n home by 11 sucks but ya know what I deal with it cuz in a few months I'll b 18. granted the next few months I'll b making up excuses to my non cerfew friends :/
Metzler31 17
Let's see - I'm 14 and my curfew is 10-ish... My parents just want to know where I am after that point. As long as I text them and let them know where I am after 10, there isn't any problem. Before 10 they don't care where I am.