By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 509
You deserved it 3 454

Same thing different taste

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That sucks OP! My condolences. But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

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That sucks OP! My condolences. But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

Next year she'll be moving out. Try some pranks on your dad before you go. :)

PterodactylMan 23

Next year pretend your 17 again

But next year OP has to ''Get the Hell out!".

Well I sure hope it'll be better next year because she can get away from those assholes finally

CaiDog 20

Hmm. it used to be 22, but now it changed to 23. Interesting. But yeah thanks for the correction.

sumbum95 15
noobpwn12321 6

Hopefully you get a letter from Hogwarts bro :

He would be in his 7th year by now.

He would be in his 7th year by now.

Did you even read the books? Or at least watch the movies

Holy_Schnikes 23

If I remember correctly the Death Eaters actually destroyed all knowledge of muggle borns....basically all non "pure bloods" so really he could still get his letter....it just may take awhile....like mine.

Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

Zimmington 21

But why would OP want to stay when he knows he's not wanted there?

Happy birthday OP! ...Maybe your dad just has an odd sense of humor? If not at least now you know that he has a problem with you or your behavior and now you two can work together and fix whatever's wrong in your relationship.

Wizardo 33

Revenge 101: Forget about all major occasions including their birthdays, Mother's/Father's Days and Christmas until they remember your major day...

Does it make you feel like a quote out of context?

kathryn14 19

Tell him it's actually your 16th. You'll make him cry.