dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
graduate
United States
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
goodlkjh
South Africa
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Anonymous
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Anonymous
Duncan, United States
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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Comments (152)
badkaty1 0
welcome to my life, im 17 and my cerfew is 10, quit ur bitchen
lyshaa666 0
people who are talking about curfews for which time they have to be home at , he means on the computer. soo, actually read it sometimes.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Exactly. I'm fifteen, I have to be in for nine.
mlsuaarez 0
wtf? im SIXTEEN and ive NEVER had a curfew for ANYTHING i didnt even know people still HAD curfews
ndb703 2
Im 20, in college, live by myself and still have a curfew. My mother calls me every night at 11:01 to make sure im in my room ready for bed and that I did my homework. You talk about your curfew at 17, mine was 9 o'clock at that age, but I will tell you, It has saved me Jail time(my friends invited me somewhere, curfew prevented it, they are in jail the next day) and alot of other things, be greatful your parents know whats best for you. Oh FYI My parents pay my phone bill, they cut service off for me at 11:30 to anyone except them the police and my roommate who sleeps in the same room as me, I can't even talk to my Fiance.
ReallyMike 0
#51, How about you pay for your own phone and stop being a wuss?
aaliyahsagirah 5
That's your fault for letting your over controlling mother tell you what to do when you're an adult. Face it, you could go 'sorry ma, but I'm a goddamn adult now, and you can't tell me what to do'. What the **** is she gunna do about it? What CAN she do about it? Sorry, but you won't get sympathy for being a moron.
jacqui_matznick 17
She will take away her phone... Lololol!!!
holly_fly 34
She lives in a dorm/apartment at her college... Away from mommy. I do agree at 20 you should at LEAST be paying for a phone. I've been paying for mine for almost 3 years and I'm not even 19.
sammy6597 0
I'm 13 and my curfews 11 :L
nadsm 0
12 PM, idiot. like the middle of the day....
nadsm 0
12 PM you idiot. like the middle of the day...
ericvolp12 0
my brother is 17 and I'm 13 and we have to both b in bed at 9:00
ericvolp12 0
just hold down the reset button on your router, and bam! parental controlls r gone forever. if he does it again reset it again
rowanator 0
Windows Vista and 7 have them built-in. Resetting the router won't help. There are countless exploits, though. :-)