lawl

why don't u self indulge upon this wonderful opportunitie ;)

hope she hired some sexy babysitter then you could totally get laid. Of course you sound like a whiner so that will never happen. YDI

dude, I wish me mom would leave me alone with a hot guy for a few hours! just have fun with it hahaha oh and fyl if she ain't hot

Most guys would bang her even if she wasn't hot. They just wouldn't say anything.

28 i wish u were my babysitter ;)

^ I second that :)

I 3rd that

Aww thanks guys! XP

And I 4th it

well I do love to babysit Hahahaha

that's not the only thing you will be sitting on giggity

haha you guys would 2nd that, 3rd that, & 4th that?
pfft, I'd just straight up hit that haha;P

haha come to Hawaii and get leid

ugh, my comment wasn't dat naughty! hahaha

lol. I need to visit Hawaii :)

Wow, please, keep your sexual desires reserved for PMing.
Mmk, thanks.

Aww let dem have der fun! hahaha

Sorry, sammy92, I didn't get the Hawaiian slang/pun. I reversed everything for you. :-)

thanks sirin no worries XD

hey sammy92 you should totally text me, just ask for my number

no wayz stranger danger hahahaha

no wayz stranger danger Hahahaha

can i have ur numberr

wat i was thinking

then i will have to go to Hawaii

Ha I'm actually going to Hawaii in March :D Score! lol

Desperate losers.

hahaha this is a fun thread XD

I 5th that. Ahahaha I am just kidding. I agree, PM is the way to go guys.. lol.

Haha, Sammy, this is a good example of why attractive chicks should have fake pictures too :P
I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had a thread like this... -.-

Seriously...there's a reason I changed mine to one of me in Joker make-up lol

well I'm new so actually this is lol

Word of advice...you're have at least 2 new messages a day from some poor guy trying to hit on you and you'll probably get a lot of threads under your comments with things like "i dont mean to creep but ur beautful"
It gets old. It's why I changed my picture.

Lol

Everybody on FML are just a bunch of homos

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

Fallon bigger you hot as hell

can I get your number

easy there big guy

This is why twelve year olds shouldnt be allowed on fml.

You should have sex with the babysitter then

get pregnant and teach your mom a lesson.

hahaha 3~win XP

sammy92 I wanna hit on you and see if you say yes

yes to what?

#48, OP is complaining about the fact that his/her parents have left them, being 17 years old, with a baby sitter. You are right in which the OP could be male or female, as can the baby sitter, but any one talking about OP banging the baby sister is assuming it is a guy/girl situation. And if the baby sitter was hot, OP probably wouldn't have mentioned it as to make the FML more FML-ish and not something that's going to cop a lot of 'your home alone with a hot person so whats the big deal' comments.

#56 I don't think they were on about banging a baby sister.

get ya some.

he said sitter Smart ass

well either way "banging the babysitter" would be effective. seeing how if the OP is a girl as is the baby sitter then the mom would freak. same for a guy-guy situation. and if the mom just gets a diff gender baby sitter then it still works out if u do it again. or the OP can just say they had sex with the sitter and show the mom some fake proof and get the sitter to play along. :)

that's retarded..

Who had a mental illness in the FML?

The mother, obviously.

I like your mom

completely agree with #3 def have some fun with the babysitter!!

only if the Babysitter is as slutty as you.

hey! she is a nice lady!

that' sucks , D :

Well somebody has to change your dirty diapers you know... and hitting the sitter up for sex will be difficult after that happens.

yes fool around with the babysitter : ). hit that shit ; )

hope they weren't old