Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
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wicker75
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You should have sex with the babysitter then
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mrssheldoncooper
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Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
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XslusheeX
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lawl
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urdirtyolduncle
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why don't u self indulge upon this wonderful opportunitie ;)
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LordXavier
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hope she hired some sexy babysitter then you could totally get laid. Of course you sound like a whiner so that will never happen. YDI
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sammy92
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dude, I wish me mom would leave me alone with a hot guy for a few hours! just have fun with it hahaha oh and fyl if she ain't hot
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WallyTheWombat
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Most guys would bang her even if she wasn't hot. They just wouldn't say anything.
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Gstone
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28 i wish u were my babysitter ;)
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Jakub89
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^ I second that :)
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waswashere
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I 3rd that
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sammy92
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Aww thanks guys! XP
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shaneac
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And I 4th it
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sammy92
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well I do love to babysit Hahahaha
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lbeer
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that's not the only thing you will be sitting on giggity
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TNB_xACiDiC
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haha you guys would 2nd that, 3rd that, & 4th that?
pfft, I'd just straight up hit that haha;P
pfft, I'd just straight up hit that haha;P
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sammy92
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haha come to Hawaii and get leid
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sammy92
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ugh, my comment wasn't dat naughty! hahaha
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MaximilianMarche
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lol. I need to visit Hawaii :)
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Acousticpixie14
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Wow, please, keep your sexual desires reserved for PMing.
Mmk, thanks.
Mmk, thanks.
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sammy92
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Aww let dem have der fun! hahaha
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Sirin_fml
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Sorry, sammy92, I didn't get the Hawaiian slang/pun. I reversed everything for you. :-)
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sammy92
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thanks sirin no worries XD
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mixx7090
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hey sammy92 you should totally text me, just ask for my number
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sammy92
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no wayz stranger danger hahahaha
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sammy92
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no wayz stranger danger Hahahaha
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samadams42
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can i have ur numberr
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THEgleek
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wat i was thinking
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mixx7090
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then i will have to go to Hawaii
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daeval14
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Ha I'm actually going to Hawaii in March :D Score! lol
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CompettiveCheer
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Desperate losers.
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sammy92
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hahaha this is a fun thread XD
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lexisdakotaa
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I 5th that. Ahahaha I am just kidding. I agree, PM is the way to go guys.. lol.
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Lake5055
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Haha, Sammy, this is a good example of why attractive chicks should have fake pictures too :P
I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had a thread like this... -.-
I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had a thread like this... -.-
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Acousticpixie14
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Seriously...there's a reason I changed mine to one of me in Joker make-up lol
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sammy92
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well I'm new so actually this is lol
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Acousticpixie14
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Word of advice...you're have at least 2 new messages a day from some poor guy trying to hit on you and you'll probably get a lot of threads under your comments with things like "i dont mean to creep but ur beautful"
It gets old. It's why I changed my picture.
It gets old. It's why I changed my picture.
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airjordan6_fml
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Lol
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Im2raw
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Everybody on FML are just a bunch of homos
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mrssheldoncooper
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Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
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Schweez4
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Fallon bigger you hot as hell
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Schweez4
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can I get your number
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samadams42
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easy there big guy
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darebear331
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This is why twelve year olds shouldnt be allowed on fml.
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wicker75
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You should have sex with the babysitter then
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TheDrop
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get pregnant and teach your mom a lesson.
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sammy92
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hahaha 3~win XP
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jordanp17
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sammy92 I wanna hit on you and see if you say yes
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sammy92
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yes to what?
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dre_bro11
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#48, OP is complaining about the fact that his/her parents have left them, being 17 years old, with a baby sitter. You are right in which the OP could be male or female, as can the baby sitter, but any one talking about OP banging the baby sister is assuming it is a guy/girl situation. And if the baby sitter was hot, OP probably wouldn't have mentioned it as to make the FML more FML-ish and not something that's going to cop a lot of 'your home alone with a hot person so whats the big deal' comments.
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McGherkin
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#56 I don't think they were on about banging a baby sister.
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life_lol
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get ya some.
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runninbrotha
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he said sitter Smart ass
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lezzy251
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well either way "banging the babysitter" would be effective. seeing how if the OP is a girl as is the baby sitter then the mom would freak. same for a guy-guy situation. and if the mom just gets a diff gender baby sitter then it still works out if u do it again. or the OP can just say they had sex with the sitter and show the mom some fake proof and get the sitter to play along. :)
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vividlycolor
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that's retarded..
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Juliaa15
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Who had a mental illness in the FML?
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natas_fml
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The mother, obviously.
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TenderWhispers
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I like your mom
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DrDiamond
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completely agree with #3 def have some fun with the babysitter!!
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Ariasmake_1
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only if the Babysitter is as slutty as you.
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samadams42
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hey! she is a nice lady!
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b1ondiee
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that' sucks , D :
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GawZ
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Well somebody has to change your dirty diapers you know... and hitting the sitter up for sex will be difficult after that happens.
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louie111887
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yes fool around with the babysitter : ). hit that shit ; )
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chizzrx
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hope they weren't old