By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 364
You deserved it 5 494

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should have sex with the babysitter then

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

Comments

why don't u self indulge upon this wonderful opportunitie ;)

hope she hired some sexy babysitter then you could totally get laid. Of course you sound like a whiner so that will never happen. YDI

sammy92 0

dude, I wish me mom would leave me alone with a hot guy for a few hours! just have fun with it hahaha oh and fyl if she ain't hot

WallyTheWombat 0

Most guys would bang her even if she wasn't hot. They just wouldn't say anything.

sammy92 0

well I do love to babysit Hahahaha

that's not the only thing you will be sitting on giggity

TNB_xACiDiC 0

haha you guys would 2nd that, 3rd that, & 4th that? pfft, I'd just straight up hit that haha;P

sammy92 0

haha come to Hawaii and get leid

sammy92 0

ugh, my comment wasn't dat naughty! hahaha

MaximilianMarche 0
Acousticpixie14 6

Wow, please, keep your sexual desires reserved for PMing. Mmk, thanks.

sammy92 0

Aww let dem have der fun! hahaha

Sorry, sammy92, I didn't get the Hawaiian slang/pun. I reversed everything for you. :-)

sammy92 0

hey sammy92 you should totally text me, just ask for my number

sammy92 0

no wayz stranger danger hahahaha

sammy92 0

no wayz stranger danger Hahahaha

samadams42 0

Ha I'm actually going to Hawaii in March :D Score! lol

sammy92 0

hahaha this is a fun thread XD

I 5th that. Ahahaha I am just kidding. I agree, PM is the way to go guys.. lol.

Haha, Sammy, this is a good example of why attractive chicks should have fake pictures too :P I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had a thread like this... -.-

Acousticpixie14 6

Seriously...there's a reason I changed mine to one of me in Joker make-up lol

sammy92 0

well I'm new so actually this is lol

Acousticpixie14 6

Word of advice...you're have at least 2 new messages a day from some poor guy trying to hit on you and you'll probably get a lot of threads under your comments with things like "i dont mean to creep but ur beautful" It gets old. It's why I changed my picture.

Everybody on FML are just a bunch of homos

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

Schweez4 0
Schweez4 0
darebear331 4

This is why twelve year olds shouldnt be allowed on fml.

You should have sex with the babysitter then

TheDrop 0

get pregnant and teach your mom a lesson.

sammy92 I wanna hit on you and see if you say yes

#48, OP is complaining about the fact that his/her parents have left them, being 17 years old, with a baby sitter. You are right in which the OP could be male or female, as can the baby sitter, but any one talking about OP banging the baby sister is assuming it is a guy/girl situation. And if the baby sitter was hot, OP probably wouldn't have mentioned it as to make the FML more FML-ish and not something that's going to cop a lot of 'your home alone with a hot person so whats the big deal' comments.

#56 I don't think they were on about banging a baby sister.

runninbrotha 0
lezzy251 0

well either way "banging the babysitter" would be effective. seeing how if the OP is a girl as is the baby sitter then the mom would freak. same for a guy-guy situation. and if the mom just gets a diff gender baby sitter then it still works out if u do it again. or the OP can just say they had sex with the sitter and show the mom some fake proof and get the sitter to play along. :)

completely agree with #3 def have some fun with the babysitter!!

Ariasmake_1 0

only if the Babysitter is as slutty as you.

samadams42 0

Well somebody has to change your dirty diapers you know... and hitting the sitter up for sex will be difficult after that happens.

yes fool around with the babysitter : ). hit that shit ; )