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Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (38725)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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well you kind of deserve it for telling him in the first place.

#2 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:10pm by justindrew14

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That's what you get for smoking weed.

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:09pm by singer0421

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