Miscellaneous: Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 18:55 - Europe

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 393

By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 726

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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psychotics101 9

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.

jackrileymac 4

Monday 26 November 2012 2:55

That's just ****** up

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jackrileymac 4

Monday 26 November 2012 2:55

That's just ****** up

turtlemonkey 0

Monday 26 November 2012 8:38

Shut your sensitive ass up

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 26 November 2012 10:08

65- what a stupid comment... He shouldn't even grace you with his stupid ass. Stupid ass!

Shiifti 1

Monday 26 November 2012 17:20

Slightly impressed by his dads photoshop skills though :P

j_cat187 19

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

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TheRandomIndian 17

Monday 26 November 2012 5:05

Sounds like the dad is really good at photoshopping Or the mom is just that gullible

psychotics101 9

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.

tylerwc111 13

Monday 26 November 2012 3:23

Yea sure, grounds for divorce is a great solution.

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 26 November 2012 3:37

23-this FML, which is grounds for you to get a ******* sense of humor.

lilhellian 26

Monday 26 November 2012 4:07

Or since she's already grounded, Op should replace the dads lube with super glue.

soulebelius 17

Monday 26 November 2012 4:30

39, finding your dad's lube is a fml in itself!

shadowsorel 15

Monday 26 November 2012 6:46

39 - I can just imagine the sex scene... 15 minutes later... Mom: Pull out, honey. Dad: I can't! I'm stuck!

psychotics101 9

Monday 26 November 2012 7:26

That is why once dad is in the shithole that OP stands up and "You just got Punk'd". See? No Divorce.....

101pimpdaddymac 6

Thursday 29 November 2012 3:10

they started it

ICastillo 24

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

Go on his face book photoshop him having gay sex the reactions in the house would be funny.

0RedPenguin0 8

Monday 26 November 2012 3:00

But that involves looking at (photoshopped) pictures of your dad having gay sex.

ICastillo 24

Monday 26 November 2012 3:03

It's not real so it doesn't matter....

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 26 November 2012 3:12

4- I know you're kidding, but I think the possibility of causing a huge strain in the marriage (because of the "gay affair") would nullify the 'funny' reaction in the household.

ICastillo 24

Monday 26 November 2012 3:15

#14 I know, but OP could tell them he did it as soon as everybody sees it and reacts to it. It is a good point though.

honeybadgerr 9

Monday 26 November 2012 3:46

Guys.. Guys.. Can you imagine how hard it would be to photoshop someone having gay sex? Lol I'd love to see OP try to do that. But I doubt OP's mom would actually believe the picture if OP actually followed through on the gay sex prank.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 26 November 2012 3:00

Aaaand that's why I don't leave myself logged in/have the password automatically fill in. :P

Pwib 14

Monday 26 November 2012 9:17

That seems to be an incredibly obscure concern to have.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 26 November 2012 20:05

Just the idea of my parents going through my stuff.

thatnucca 36

Monday 26 November 2012 3:01

This is one battle you can never win... Win by getting him back and you'll still be grounded...

lostcrazydiamond 10

Monday 26 November 2012 3:05

That's why he should. Either way, grounded. He might as well get his revenge while he's at it.

TheRandomIndian 17

Monday 26 November 2012 8:15

12 OP is a girl

emilyjgraham 34

Monday 26 November 2012 13:51

She could win it if she showed her mum the original photo (if her dad didn't delete it) and compare the two together. Surely he can't be THAT good at photoshop!