By valarmorgoolies - United States - Binghamton
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
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  Morning_fml  |  22

As 1st comment you had the clear chance to shine and receive many upvotes from everyone, but as usual, there always has to be that one person who overused an unoriginal pun. Here, take my down vote, it's free!

By  devildog562  |  33

A simple urine test can prove your point, but I somehow get the feeling you're not telling us the whole story.. Have this nagging feeling that weed or partying has come up with your moms before. Just a hunch though.


I also get the feeling that even if OP can prove her innocence, her mum will still ground her for being a smart arse and proving her wrong. It's a lose/lose situation with some parents.