Drugs and Parents: Sneaky dad

Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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You deserved it 43 586

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 127

You deserved it 15 536

By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 980

You deserved it 38 767

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 806

You deserved it 6 047

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 789

You deserved it 9 717

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 648

You deserved it 2 953

By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 816

You deserved it 3 030

Family issues

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 09:01 - Canada - Niagara-on-the-lake

Today, I found out from my ex-stepmother that my dad and lied about having cancer to cover up the fact that he was losing weight from doing drugs again. He lied about it for 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 82

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 18:55 - Europe

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML

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You deserved it 1 732

By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 323

You deserved it 3 081

By 0867142 - 27/02/2010 00:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 011

You deserved it 2 416

justindrew14 29

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

well you kind of deserve it for telling him in the first place.

Rad630 13

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

Smart dad you have there

Comments

bobbabson 8

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:46

U ratarted boy never tell parents

claiiire_fml 17

Monday 21 April 2014 0:22

135- You are a very stupid person. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. 'One smoke of weed'? Smoking doesn't make you 'depressed after the high'. You are PAINFULLY uninformed and ignorant.

justnotfair145 8

Monday 21 April 2014 1:00

Why would you smoke weed in the first place. Sorry but absolutely no pity.

Nicostream 16

Monday 21 April 2014 2:11

Haha you're really stupid OP to fall for something like this.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 1:01

You fell for that?

kylec1213 5

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:47

Weed is awesome.

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:12

No sympathy.

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:20

Way to go, Dad! YDI for smoking weed. Your brain could turn to mush, man. MUSH!

Kurt_Archer 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:23

Weed is so bad. Yet they have cancer patients on it. Do some research people! Everything in moderation is okay. Too much of anything can have negative effects on you. Before you make a some stupid comment please at least have some sort of background research completed.