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Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41522) - you deserved it (7678)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Then be a nice person and buy her more

#1 - On 01/31/2014 at 11:35pm by mhc91

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For gods sake man not the cheesesticks. How could you think about your plans when such a tragedy has occurred.

#2 - On 01/31/2014 at 11:35pm by Catkam623

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