FML : Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was...

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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 January 2011 19:43 / United States

Intimacy

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By bcoolplz | 1

#2003546 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:31

i love ice cream too

By Doortje | 28

#2003582 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:40

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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By bcoolplz | 1

#2003546 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:31

i love ice cream too

UnanomousGurl | 0

#2004609 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:34

Lol those are the 2 best things! now how about u both mix icecream with your creams xD enjoy!

USAF_girl | 3

#2004663 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:52

maybe you're just not hot! mmmmm ice cream......

razeleet | 0

#2004903 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:12

I'd pick ice cream over sex, who wouldn't? Who is with me?

breena25 | 0

#2004981 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:34

agreed with 55 :)

Sydknee | 8

#2005206 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:28

Damn you lucky adults!

lmBrown | 0

#2005321 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:13

cuz 55 never had sex in his life he don't know how good it feels

ehaile4 | 0

#2006901 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:33

55 agree Dude
low calories tho haha

TheOptimist | 0

#2008531 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:11

74 - I pity stupid people like you.

By Blackmail111 | 9

#2003556 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

it is eating sweets in bed rocks

By truehitman2010 | 0

#2003557 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

it is the best part

xxBrokenHeartxx | 0

#2005476 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:20

NOOOOOOO

TheOptimist | 0

#2008536 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:14

Ice cream cake is better. Especially the Dairy Queen kind.

By Garytt | 0

#2003561 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

Smear the ice cream all over your body

OtherHighlander | 0

#2003985 - Monday 24 January 2011 23:50

I second that motion.

SulfurPlague | 0

#2006733 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:26

win avatar.

cupcakemann95 | 7

#4692477 - Monday 16 July 2012 1:57

Then you don't let him leave the room until he eats it all

By Quasar55_fml | 18

#2003564 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:34

Haha he's definitely right ! When I grow older, I want to eat ice cream in bed mom !

By YoungMoney1492 | 0

#2003568 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:36

maybe he was thinkin ice cream + you = a good very good time!!!!!!!! duh

By nathan5 | 0

#2003579 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:37

Mans got a point, ice cream and sex-can you beat it?

rgermain | 0

#2004149 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:26

It'll be a little awkward, but he could.

Proud_vegetarian | 0

#2005381 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:35

Maybe cake, ice cream and sex?

ZeeBest86 | 6

#2005485 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:22

32-lmao!!!! good one

BlehMcBleh | 0

#2006090 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:49

Cake, Ice cream, Sex, and a midget. Who doesn't love midgets?

creamcheese724 | 0

#2006171 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:37

midgets are the best

TheOptimist | 0

#2008556 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:19

Sports. Or video games. If he's watching/doing either, he wins.

By Doortje | 28

#2003582 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:40

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

nathan5 | 0

#2003617 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:48

She has pizza too?!?!

Shutuptroll | 0

#2005427 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:58

You don't need a dirty mind to get it. You're just fucking retarded.

JManHobbs | 0

#2006052 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:33

#80 +1

By saleha97 | 4

#2003586 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:43

lmfao, he's right :)

By Becket_nitefire | 0

#2003814 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:53

op should have lick lick licked him like a lollypop.

TheOmen46 | 1

#2005030 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:43

he makes her wanna lick him like a wrapper :)

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