By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 19:43 - United States

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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 666
You deserved it 4 817
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bcoolplz 1
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i love ice cream too

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Doortje 29
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Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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bcoolplz 1
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i love ice cream too

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UnanomousGurl 0

Lol those are the 2 best things! now how about u both mix icecream with your creams xD enjoy!

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USAF_girl 3
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maybe you're just not hot! mmmmm ice cream......

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razeleet 0

I'd pick ice cream over sex, who wouldn't? Who is with me?

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breena25 0

agreed with 55 :)

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Sydknee 8

Damn you lucky adults!

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lmBrown 0
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cuz 55 never had sex in his life he don't know how good it feels

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ehaile4 0

55 agree Dude low calories tho haha

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TheOptimist 0
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74 - I pity stupid people like you.

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Blackmail111 9

it is eating sweets in bed rocks

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truehitman2010 0
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it is the best part

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TheOptimist 0
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Ice cream cake is better. Especially the Dairy Queen kind.

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Garytt 0

Smear the ice cream all over your body

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OtherHighlander 0

I second that motion.

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SulfurPlague 0

win avatar.

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cupcakemann95 7
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Then you don't let him leave the room until he eats it all

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Quasar55_fml 18
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Haha he's definitely right ! When I grow older, I want to eat ice cream in bed mom !

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YoungMoney1492 0
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maybe he was thinkin ice cream + you = a good very good time!!!!!!!! duh

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nathan5 0
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Mans got a point, ice cream and sex-can you beat it?

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rgermain 0
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It'll be a little awkward, but he could.

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Proud_vegetarian 0
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Maybe cake, ice cream and sex?

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ZeeBest86 6

32-lmao!!!! good one

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BlehMcBleh 0
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Cake, Ice cream, Sex, and a midget. Who doesn't love midgets?

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creamcheese724 0
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midgets are the best

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TheOptimist 0
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Sports. Or video games. If he's watching/doing either, he wins.

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Doortje 29
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Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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nathan5 0
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She has pizza too?!?!

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Shutuptroll 0

You don't need a dirty mind to get it. You're just fucking retarded.

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saleha97 4
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lmfao, he's right :)

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Becket_nitefire 0
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op should have lick lick licked him like a lollypop.

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TheOmen46 1

he makes her wanna lick him like a wrapper :)

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