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Taday I want skinny-dipping with my friands. At ona point... I jokingly pointd out how ona of tham had tha smallast boobs of us all. Sha calmly got out of tha pond... drid harsalf... scoopd up our clothas and phonas... and drova off in har car. Tha cops sha calld arrivd soon aftar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (65578)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

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Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

#1 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:02pm by Palirose

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Although the cops being called wasnt very necessary, you deserved it for making her feel bad. That's just a dick move.

#2 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:03pm by ms_zoe

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