Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
lolita88_fml 27
That was a major overreaction on her part, but at the same time it's not nice to comment on peoples' bodies if it isn't a compliment. Even then, they could be taken wrong. But girls can be so insecure about breast size, I'd probably cry if someone told me I had a small chest. I know you may be pissed off, but you should apologize for what you said.
mkimbee 9
Why would you cry? Does having a smaller chest equal being less of a woman and therefore less of a human? Or are you tying your entire sense of self worth to your womanly assets-- to your sexuality? Of course, this is coming from a "small chested" female who has, oh so regrettably, had to actually rely on work ethic rather than my body and looks to earn my peers' respect, so...
Kazenoe 24
178 - Just because it's not a big deal to you it doesn't mean it's not for some... Show some tact.
Alicestraza 33
#178 you sound super bitter.
gear4 29
#206, he sounds perfectly normal to me. but I guess you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between bitter and normal ..
Alicestraza 33
"Small chested" female. And you called her a he? Did you even read the comment?
Crystal55621 19
Why would you make such a comment about anybody? Joking or not, you don't point out things like that.
Foxfire15 15
Overreaction imo. unless you were really ribbing her about it, that was pretty extreme.
kurodansei 16
and nobody gave chase as she scooped your posessions? YDI.
Ariet 20
What you said was uncalled for, you deserved it but not that extreme though. Think before you say something next time.
HanBroman 20
It's hard enough for a small breasted girl to go skinny dipping in front of other women. and you just had to judge her. you're actually a horrible person.
cwells0430 12
I have small boobs. I wouldn't have called the cops (you might have a job) but I would have left you and your clothes (I'm not THAT heartless) but I would have thrown your phone in the water with you. Commenting on small boobs is like commenting on a small dick. YOU JUST DON'T DO IT!!! Common sense bitch.
sythe511 28
Hey small boobs are better than awkwardly huge boobs!
caramelie 7
Only one other person caught on to this as well. Really, you go skinny dipping, and someone tries to take your clothes; and you let them have your clothes and phone? Def ydi! Lesson learned, don't make negative verbal comments about someone's body . What you think in your head is your own business . Lesson number two, when going skinny dipping your clothes do not go in the pile by everyone else's . Your clothes are hidden in a bush, so they stay dry and safe.
Llama_Face89 33
That's...a little harsh...