Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
Powerfull_fml 8
plot twist : The person with the smallest boobs was not a girl.
Jjan04 14
Plot twist : the person with the smallest boobs was the ONLY girl.
andrewturtle 16
Plot twist: there were no girls, just a bunch of overweight middle-aged men, with one being gender confused.
\ 28
Gender has no meaning in the FML world.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Imagine if you talked about her ******.
ShyAnn29 14
I doubt that most girls talk to each other about their vaginas.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
If she was willing to mock her ****, why not her ******?
Caitie_kid 8
For the same reason dudes mock each others penises but not each others buttholes... Because its weird.
cassbird09 12
Exactly. Boobs are still a sexual organ. It's inappropriate to comment on them. YDI OP.
ShyAnn29 14
Yes, girls do talk about their boobs, but not their vaginas, that's just weird!
imshadyxo 25
155- girls talk about their vaginas too?
gear4 29
#132 lol noon they're not. humans just made it seem like one. it's an organ that provides baby milk
Kiki242 19
Don't go around making fun of people ydi.
olpally 32
Instant karma for being a bitch. Good.
perdix 29
That would be extra hurtful if there were several dudes in the group.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Pointing it out in a crowd of people is the worst feeling.
mFUNdo21 17
yea, having your differences pointed out to a crowd is a horrible feeling. especially if all you want is to fit in
an3ph 20
Deserved.
Dinonick 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow......senstive and a bitch......maybe you shouldnt hang out with her......ever....
Caitie_kid 8
Op was saying it to be an ass and make her feel bad. It's like when you're in a group of girls and one of them comments "Becky, are those the same pants you were wearing yesterday?" They know they're the same pants, they're only saying it to bring negative attention on that person and make them feel bad/embarrassed. Same thing here.
RedPillSucks 31
So, would an appropriate response be to set your friends up to be arrested? I don't think so.
mccrightp 29
The end of the friendship was implied with the stealing and the cop-calling.
gear4 29
#26 agreed. bitch needs to set herself straight and learn to take a joke, else gtfo of this world
mnwlf13 3
women with small boobs should be happy. less you got, less they sag later.
Mossears133 15
Plus, it's easier to lay on your belly! :3
nutella_girl_fml 15
So women with big boobs should be unhappy? well thank you
imshadyxo 25
27 never said big breasted women should be unhappy, just that small breasted women should be happy with what they have also. Stop being so sensitive!
monnanon 13
yeah dont call the cops on us now 160.
cutiepie99 17
Wow how would u feel if that happend to you rude much I feel bad for your friends that had to face the cops because of you next time if you don't have anything nice to say keep your mouth shut
laughtersplay 14
What is punctuation?
Agathodaimon 0
#134 Made me giggle, lol
mFUNdo21 17
I read that all in one breath due to the lack of punctuation. I feel light-headed now
DrownedMyFish 18
Can you also report the act of theft that she just committed?