Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
Emot1on 4
you just dont comment on anybodys boobs in that situation.. you r an ass hat! so pleased you got caught!:D
K_kanaka 26
What the hell were you thinking? There are some boundaries you must not cross.
timemac12 2
-That was very childish of her to do! Am I the only one who is not agreeing with how the girl handled the situation? Yeah, OP was being mean but EVERYONE got in trouble because this girl decided to take their clothes and call the cops. If I was one of the other friends I would have been mad as hell!
scrabblestick 9
I think very few people are defending the actions of her friend. The point of all the YDI comments are that it was completely avoidable on OP's part.
honeymoonroyale 20
And we should feel bad, why? Common sense obviously isn't your forte, is it...
hellryu 20
From all the "YDI" comments, the FML community and OPs "friend" can't take a bit of hazing. What are friends for if we can't tease each other about things? Calling the cops and taking their clothes is extremely over the top.
gear4 29
agreed
xxxczxxx 7
if she really is your friend you should have know shes insecure about her boobs
Bludmagnus 13
A fine example of feminine hypocrisy... as if it had been a guy saying that he would have been done a lot worse than many of the comments suggest on here.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I hate to say this but she must've had it in for you for quite sometime, and I assume this was just the icing on the cake. It was a bitch move of her to take your belongings, then go an cry to the cops when she should be getting arrested for taking your stuff!! Like everyone else said OP next time think before you speak.
heimdallr 14
What the OP did was wrong. Joke or not, she should not poke fun at other people's flaws. However, stealing her friends' clothes, phones and having them arrested for skinny dipping is a very extreme reaction to pointing out her insecurities. They could very well end up on the sex offenders list, which could really screw up a person's life.
monnanon 13
since when are small boobs a flaw.
heimdallr 14
You're right. They aren't flaws. I used a poor choice of words.
monnanon 13
see how easy it is to cause offence by accident. you are damn lucky the cops are not at yo7r door right now :p
shanannygians07 28
I feel like saying that someones boobs are small isnt mean, you're pointing out a fact not trying to insult her
ball_crusher 4
what makes you think you have the right to comment on any woman's body? you're sick.
monnanon 13
it was her friend, they were naked and it was a harmless comment. harmless unless you are a raging mental case with insecurities about everytjing that is.
lb0812 18
Why would you feel the need to point that out. Obviously the girl is well aware of her own body. OP had a joke at her friends expense and the friend flipped the joke on her. Sucks to suck.
monnanon 13
i am the tallest in my group of friends that is painfully obvious and i cannot change it. shiuld i call the cops everytine a friend points it out? i also am the only one with green eyes. again i pose the question. even if a friend said "hey you are the only white girl in this group,"i still wouldnt be pissed.