By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 365
You deserved it 16 987

Same thing different taste

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That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.


CaiDog 20

I'm sorry... Good for you? Am I missing the joke here?

Orlinda 2

I learned the hard way never to go through my moms stuff. sadly the images can never be removed. ....

I hate people who reply to the first comment when their comment has nothing to do with the first comment just so they can have their comment read more.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

49- I was looking in my parent's closet once looking for an empty shoe box, and found "the ultimate book of sex." I was scarred for life.

IworkAt711 14

61- That's it? Just a book? I found a goddamn vibrator and lube. I once even found a used condom in my mom's car.

8313girl 28

Ooh mom was a FREAK! No offense sugar JK

I think #1 was trying to say they're going to buy the 2 items that OP found... Just a guess.

That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.

As a mother I can say that these are perfectly reasonable things to have in ones draws... In fact, those items OP found are rather tame. My kids know better than to go through my private places. :-)

Is it really inappropriate for someone's kids to go through their drawers? my mom is a notorious sock thief, but she knows i go through her drawers, so i guess thats the difference.

8313girl 28

I was raised by my dad and I remember going into the closet for something and finding these old naughty mags. Guess he thought they were well hidden. Anyone remembers the black version of Playboy? It's called Players and it was too much for my eyes lol.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yeah OP, you got a pretty damn lucky that's all you found. This dude I know, knows another dude who's definitely not me I swear, got curious as a youngin' and went through his parents room. He found some things no kid should ever come in contact with and it taught this fella to never go through other people's draws. I once found a giant 14" black rubber ***** in my friends closet one day. She turned the funniest shade of red and had one helluva sadistic grin her face. She then proceeded to chase me around the house trying to poke me in the ass with that monster. Crazy times haha.

I guess you could say she's a 'fun mom'

There are some mental images that you never want, and that is one of them.

SherlockWHolmes 12

Perhaps it is best well, OP, I'm not sure what one does in that situation.

Or you can play a game of shots with brain bleach and then dunk your head in a bucket of it so your eyes are bleached too

Why would he eat his mum's edible bra? That's disgusting, and probably boarderline incest on a molecular level.

#6 Seriously? That is absolutely disgusting! Joking or not. Dude that is OP's mother. That is NOTHING to even joke about...

Wear the bra and g-string through the house to show what amazing treats you found.

Take one bite out of the bra, than put it back

shubblebubble08 7

Or take it to her and be like, "Mom this tastes like shit!"

how does one know it is a male g-string? and should edible lingerie be refrigerated? dies it spoil? does it even taste good? can one wear it as a snack for later? Suddenly I have so many questions. somebody help!

RedPillSucks 31

I don't think it spoils. I think it's made out of the same thing that twizzlers and fruit roll ups are made of.

edible undies are basically just a fruit roll up that you wear. lol

They also have the edible bras/undies that are made out of "Smarties" type candies. No refrigeration needed for those.

This may be sort of an odd comparison, but I used to get those edible Smartie bracelet things on Halloween when I was younger. I guess I thought edible wear such as thongs were made out of the same thing. Never even heard of this "fruit leather" shit on edible wear!

Thanks guys, I was half expecting to get thumbed down and called an idiot for not knowing. You have restored some faith in humanity. Thumbs up for all.

That's a mom and dad image I wouldn't want to have